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All Christians subscribe to the notion that the Holy Ghost knocked up the Virgin Mary. This brings to mind all kinds of questions that a reasonable person might ask. Who was Mary's gynecologist who broke the rule of confidentiality and told the world that Mary was knocked up by mister Holy Ghost? Another question that comes to mind, did the Virgin Mary want to be pregnant, did she ask the Holy Ghost to lay with her? And how about Joseph, how does he feel about being cuckold by a Holy Ghost? Did the Virgin named Mary concoct this story of being knocked up by a Holy Ghost to escape criticism of being with child by other then poor Joseph? Wasn't Mary in reality committing adultery with the ghost that was not so holy?

Doesn't her thinly veiled excuse of adultery with a Ghost raise questions that a good Christian might ask? How does a Ghost described in my dictionary as: a disembodied soul, a faint shadowy trace. How did this Holy Ghost impregnate little Virgin Mary? Did the ghost have a penis? If the Holy Ghost is incorporeal, how was "he" able to pull this pregnancy off?
If the Holy Ghost was incorporeal, I assume Mary did not derive any pleasure from this union. Just like a chauvinistic pig, the Holy Ghost wasn't concerned if Mary had an orgasm. From what I understand about this Holy Ghost affair, the Holy Ghost did have an orgasm ( I might be old fashion but I think that’s what it takes to knock up a virgin) And of course, Mary being just a simple peasant girl felt she had to give in to the Holy Ghosts advances and smothering kisses.

Another question that comes to mind, if the Holy Ghost was incorporeal how did Mary know who knocked her up? Another question that come to mind, who was taking notes on all that was going on between the Holy Ghost and the Virgin Mary? Did Mary contrive this story to deceive poor Joseph who does not appear to be too bright? Was this tryst a one-time fling or has it been going on for some time? Was this the same Holy Ghost that has been knocking up virgins to give birth to divine, Godchildren we read about in older civilizations? (What a sly devil he is) Can you imagine the delight of the Holy Ghost in seducing some of the most beautiful women who were the wives and sisters of kings.

Is it possible that Mary had this adulterous affair because Joseph was a lousy lover? We know that the Holy Ghost did not wear a condom: is this why Catholic Church forbids the use of condoms because of the Holy Ghost? Do you suppose this naïve virgin did not know how babies are made? Or did the Holy Ghost lull the Virgin Mary into a false sense of security by telling her he had a vasectomy? Is it possible the Holy Ghost promised marriage if she divorced Joseph? Or did the Holy Ghost take advantage of the Virgin named Mary that he just wanted to put it in just a little bit? Did the Holy Ghost tell Mary she couldn't become pregnant if he put it in a tiny bit? Another question that comes to mind was there any foreplay to arouse the Virgin named Mary or did he stick it in because the Holy Ghost wanted a quick fuck?

Did the Holy Ghost make up the story that the virgin named Mary would be the mother of a God, just so he can seduce her? I am sure that the idea of giving birth to a God by this simple peasant girl could bring her fame and riches. I am almost certain that the whole story of the Immaculate Conception was the Virgin Mary's story to hide her indiscretion because she knew the town's people were a little dense. And history has shown the simpletons of that period just accepted the story as they have for thousands of years of fantastic and supernatural births just as they do today(nothing has changed)

On the other side of the coin, is it possible that the Virgin named Mary was paranoid and convinced of the truth that she was a virgin that gave birth to a God? After all, it is only the word of the Virgin named Mary isn't it? If Mary did not give consent to this adulteress affair would it not seem evident that the Holy Ghost raped the Virgin named Mary? Wasn't she surprised according to Christian literature when she just woke up one morning and discovered she was with child? There is no indication that the Virgin named Mary told her friends, family or neighbors that she wanted a child. Did the Ghost that was holy take financial responsibility and obligations that would occur if there were a child of his union with the Virgin named Mary?
It is evident the Holy Ghost was not a noble Ghost. The way the story is told, it sounds as though the Holy Ghost just sneaked up on the Virgin named Mary one evening as she lie in bed.

One definition in my dictionary of a ghost or spirit is a supernatural being or essence, spirit, and often malevolent being that is bodiless but can become visible; a malevolent being that enters and possesses a human being. This description certainly sounds like the Holy Ghost is a rapist.