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From: Don Boos
The Christian conservative right
Is always spoiling for a fight.
They attack liberals, atheists, and Gays,
In mean spirited devious ways
And harass Bill Clinton for spite
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From: Dasha Marshall
A charming young miss from Cape Cod
Announced she had no faith in God.
"To believe in a guy
Who's unseen in the sky-
I find that decidedly odd."
An atheist came in from Perth
And said, "It's a great life on Earth.
I'll be kind and make friends
And live well til my end-
This will make all my days full of worth."
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From: Emma Waghorn
A precocious young student from Kew
Told her teacher, "I'm loath to pooh-pooh
Your attempts to appease us
With stories of Jesus
But somehow it doesn't ring true."
A Lutheran preacher named Herman
Lost his faith in the midst of a sermon
He tumbled from grace
With a smile on his face
And began quoting Nietzsche, in German.
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